Sardar to Girlfriend
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kon kon hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Duniya Main Aik Waqt Aisa Aye Ga,
Duniya Main Aik Waqt Aisa Aye Ga, Jab Saari Duniya Par Serdaro Ki Hakumat Hogi… : : : Kyun Ke Baqi Insan Taraqqi Kar Ke Chand Par Ja Chuke Honge.
Car ki sped kyun barha di?
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di? sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
Boobs suck,
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha, Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga.. Sardarni, "Kya hua?" Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye....
Sardar's suhag raat,
Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;Tumhari pehlay kisi ne nahi li? BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li "Underwear" uttar k li!
Sardar ki ankho ka opretion hua,
Serdar ki ankho ka opretion hua lekin fees bhernay kay paisay nahi thay serdar kay pass serdar nay apnay ap ko doctor kay samnay andha zahir kiya doctor nay aik burse kay kapray utar diyay or bola khuch nazar aya serdar nahi doctor nurse apn itangain kholo doctor ab nazar aya khuch serdar ab b nahi aya nazer doctor gussay say ager nazar nahi araha hai tu lun kesay kerha ho raha hai.
Sardar ki Bivi Suhag raat ko mer gai,
Serdar ki Bivi Suhag raat ko mer gai subha dost nay pocha kaya huwa tha Serdar moou ich moou c phuddi ich lun c bund ich ungel c pata nai Roh kitho nikel gai
Plastic Surgery ,
Serdar doctor sahib plastic surgery kerwanay main kitnay khercha ay gha doctor bus 2 lakh serdar tey ager plastic apna hovay tey fair??
1000Rs Chahiya,
Friend yar main apna betwa ghar bhol aya ho mujhay aik 1000Rs chahiya kal dey doo gha serdar assi vi yara dey yaar ayy aa per 20 ropay riksha ley kay tay betwa ley kay aaa.
Sardar ki bivi preshan thi,
Serdar ki bivi preshan thi rat kay 2 bej gay thay serdar g ghar nahi ay thay serdar ki bivi nay kaha zror kissi lerki ka chakker ha jo itni dair ho gai hai serdar ki Mother Bahu acha b kabhi soch lya ker kaya pata Truck kay nechay na a gaya ho.
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park Film,
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata......
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