Ghazal SMS Text Messages Post 2-SMS Mobile Bnak

Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila

Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila

Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha Bohat

Sitam Zareef Muje Aaina Dikha Ke Mila

Mere Mizaj pe Hairan Hai Zindagi Ka Shaoor

Main Apni Moat Ko Aksar Gale Laga K Mila

Main Us Se Mangta Kia Khoon Baha Jawani Ka

K Wo Bhi Aaj Muje Apna Ghar Luta k mila

Main jisko Dhoond Raha Tha Nazar Ke Raste Main

Mujhe Mila Bhi Tou Zalim Nazar Jhuka K Mila

Main Zakham-e-Zakham Badan Le K Chal Dia

Wo Jab Bhi Apni qabar Per Kanwal Saja K mila

Jab dekhne waalaa koi naheen

kuch din to baso merii aa.Nkho.n me.n

phir khuwab agar ho jaao to kyaa

koi rang to do mere chehray ko

phir zakhm agar mehkao to kyaa

ik ainaa thaa so TuuT gayaa

ab Khud se agar sharmaao to kyaa

main tanhaa thaa main tanhaa huuN

tum aao to kyaa na aao to kyaa

jab ham hii na mahake phir saahib

tum baad-e-sabaa kahlaao to kyaa

jab dekhne waalaa koi naheen

bujh jaao to kyaa jal jaao to kyaa

FUNNY SMS Post 3

3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday &

I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

A person who keeps on talking…

Teacher : What do you call a person

who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.

Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”

Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Cant lie till Z

A : u r Active

B : u r Best

C : u r Cute

D : u r my Dearest

E : u r Excelant

F : u r alwayz First

G : u r Great

Sorry cant lie till Z…

Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:-because main itni khushi

bardasht nahin ker sakta:

AQAL HO NA HO

Yash Johar is producing a new film

& is searching 4 new talent.

I’ve suggested ur name.

Pls go & meet him.

The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

How do u spell crocodile

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?

JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,

dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,

kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,

Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho

mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho